So after a bit of debate we I have finally settled on a name for the column. And the winner is....Rivet Sniffing!
The name is a bit of an in joke between between Chrissy and I and stems from my sweet bride conflating the terms Rivet Counter and Paper Sniffer (that's a real thing - go and Google it) and has come to be our title of choice for that most detail obsessed pedant of the hobby.
So there you have it - Rivet Sniffing. I don't recommend the practice though as real jets and tanks come coated in all sorts of harm inducing chemicals and trying to get up close and personal with the plastic version will just see you escorted to the door (at best).
P.S. the next post will contain some real modeling - I promise